TMI Making no sense (at all)

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?
 Tricky one, I would certainly want to be a stylish car but not too posh. Of course a nice car has nice curves, just like me ;) Also elegance is a must in a car. Of course thinking of an elegant car you can only come up with this: 

 The Ferrari 458 Italia

2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
 I would definitely hide it in my parents barn, if a car and caravan fit in there, an elephant certainly will too.

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….
Eat anything that will involve me chewing much or opening my mouth much. Yes I'm still hating my dentist right now, thanks to new fillings I still have trouble eating hard stuff. 

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?
I think it was about 3 days, but that's my maximum. Usually I shower every day cause I got hair with an attitude. Don't think 3 days is that shocking or anything, I bet that can be beaten easily.


5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?
 This one made me really dig in my memory cause I'm not a real prankster and when people try it on me I can see it coming from miles away. Not to mention I'm not easy to scare. I can tell you a great one I did for April's fools with my dad though. The prank I did was the following: 
My dad always ate bread in the morning and sometimes my mum made some for him. When nobody was looking I exchanged the cheese for a piece of napkin on his sandwich and unknowingly he ate the whole sandwich. His face was pretty fun when I told him he just ate part of a napkin.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?
Even though I am a woman, gossiping isn't really my thing and I'm really stressing my brain thinking about what kind of gossip I know. All I can think of is that one of my high school friends is getting married but I got a card in the mail announcing that so not really gossip if the people spread it themselves.